gingerhaze:

I drew a thingy. I can’t help it, they are my favorites. Two nonpowered humans ballsy enough to fight alongside superpowered macho men. I love them.

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spycheck:

avengers 2 spoilers

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LMAO WHAT.
I was not expecting that. 

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0h-bacchan4l:

jubilteese:

Stabbed in the shoulder.  Seems legit.

oh cool. i was shot at the side of my boob. and in the middle of my back.

Well then I must have had cancer. Whoops.

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rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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wepoopstrawberryyogurt:

“Which half has more rights?”

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sodamnrelatable:

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liv-it-up-crispy:

thisisnotbleedred:

imamericanyourargumentisinvalid:

slaughterhouse-promenade:

vagrantinvenice:

ofivoryandgold:

0scharlachrot0:

rissa-jones:

incognitoamadeus:

thebiggestnerd:

guyalice:

PRETEND YOU’RE THE WIND. FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.

oh god, I had to do another…

Journey: Walk towards a mountain.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution. 

You get horribly mutilated at the start of the game and get extra points for crawling through vents without attacking anyone. This leads to dying a lot before your girlfriend breaks your heart. 

Kingdom Hearts II

You wake up and learn you’ve missed a whole chunk of your life and realize that you still have to save your friend who pulled you into this whole mess and frankly you become obsessed with him and ignore the girl you USED to love. You have to save all the worlds again not only from the heartless but from a group of nobodies called Organization 13 who will continually be annoying and try to stop you from saving said worlds and rescuing your new love of your life apparently. 

You beat each other up with ridiculous weapons and semi functional yet ridiculously ornate outfits so that guy doesn’t get the magic sword before you do.

The Soul Calibur Saga.

Hours and hours of watching a horse’s ass bob up and down in a desert full of people that probably want to fuck, kill, and/or eat you.

Red Dead Redemption

Walk around in the grass for eight billion fucking hours and use animals to very nearly kill other animals just to train your animals to very nearly kill other trained animals just so you can collect eight pieces of fucking metal. Also you’re, like, ten years old and you have no father. Also, the police force is so shitty, you— a ten year old kid— have to go put a stop to a dangerous criminal organization, and that involves very nearly killing their animals with your animals. Then you find out that there’s a whole other region with more animals to very nearly kill. Or trap. BECAUSE YOU GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL, OKAY? YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT AND A WASTE OF SPACE IF YOU DON’T CAPTURE EVERY LAST ONE AND FORCE THEM INTO TINY BALL-SHAPED CAPSULES IN WHICH THEY’LL STAY FOREVER BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR TEAM OF SIX. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR HEALTH OR HOW MUCH MONEY OR FOOD OR MEDICINE YOU HAVE. THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT YOU IF YOU VERY NEARLY KILL A SHITLOAD OF ANIMALS, COLLECT EIGHT OR SIXTEEN STUPID PIECES OF METAL, AND CAPTURE ALL OF THE ANIMALS AND KEEP THEM IN A COMPUTER AGAINST THEIR WILL.

GOD. DAMN. IT.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent

Get this shit - you’re running around a castle in the damn dark. You barely have any oil, all your tinderboxes are never used (and they don’t even fucking look like tinderboxes!), and oh, you have no weapons? Why would you need weapons? SHIT SON, YOU’RE GETTING CHASED BY FUCKING MONSTERS SUMMONED TO MURDER YOU. HAHAHAH, ISN’T THAT GREAT? Not only that, you’ve got to kill some guy you don’t even remember because he stole your purity! Isn’t that hilarious?

You have to stack falling blocks. That’s seriously all you do. Yeah, they’re real colorful and pretty looking, but what kind of solace is that when it’s all you’ve been doing for four hours? They keep falling faster and faster and your palms will just get sweatier and sweatier, and did I mention that you can’t let the stack touch the top of the screen? You have to sit there stifling your heart attacks and pulling through more stress than a woman going through labor just trying to keep the stack as short as possible, because if you make the slightest mistake it could all be over, but then you SCREW THE FUCK UP LIKE THE IDIOT YOU ARE AND OH GOD THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO LAND A SPACE TO THE RIGHT OH GOD DAMN IT YOU WASTED THE LONG ONE ON A HIGH STACK WHAT ARE YOU A DUMBASS NO YOUR HAND JUST SLIPPED BECAUSE THEY’RE SO SWEATY NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT THERE THE MUSIC ISN’T GETTING FASTER IT’S JUST YOUR IMAGINATION DON’T PANIC OH YOU’RE PANICKING AREN’T YOU JESUS IT’S JUST A VIDEO GAME BUT NO IT’S NOT IT’S YOUR LIFE STACKING FALLING BLOCKS IS YOUR LIFE.

^^^ AND THEN IT PLAYS THIS SONG THAT WORMS ITS WAY INTO YOUR BRAIN AND FOR HOURS AFTER YOU FINALLY STOP PLAYING, YOU’RE STILL HUMMING THAT FUCKING SONG AND SETTING THE PACE OF YOUR LIFE TO THE TUNE. YOU WILL LOOK AROUND AND SEE BLOCKS FALLING INTO PLACES WHERE THEY FIT, LIKE IN BETWEEN LETTERS AND THINK YOU’RE GOING INSANE. THIS GAME IS A MIND-CONTROL DEVICE.

Ace Attorney

You play a really slow defense attorney and have to defend people against the hot guy that everyone loves so everyone hates you. Not to mention, there’s a little girl following you everywhere, making you feel like a pedo. PEDO.

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kakaleng1:

xmapleteax’s request of Cap and Coulson

They are both blushing because Cap is feeling awkward and Coulson is excited

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What are you waiting for?

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tomhiddlestonfans:

Tom…there’s something I have to tell you…

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